Joke of the day
Ladies, if u go 2 ur BF house,u meet anoda girl preparing stew; pls jst take anoda pot & boil riceπ, it's called team workπ
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A Teacher Went To A Hotel , He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot What It Is Called;
He Asked the Waiter,
” Can l see the food Syllabus???
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Side effects of being a teacher.
What Is Tears Of Joy?
Tears Of Joy Is When A Car Hits You And You
See Dangote Coming Out From The Car.πππ
*There is a kind of car, u* *will drive into a fuel* *station ehn, dey will* *direct u to where dey are* *selling kerosene* π³πππππππππ
That moment u re struggling for food at a wedding and
mistakenly disconnect the speakers wire with your leg and All eyes on u.
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*Nobody has better eyesight than a married man coming out of a hotel with his girlfriend. He can even see tomorrow.*
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π³π¬If you think you are strong, just go to any burial and shout 'NA ME KILL AM' ππ watch an see the miracle that will happen to you ππππ
The only way to identify a female mosquito is to watch closely the one that flies around your pocketππ
π³π¬When your Dad keke napep got spoilt opposite your crush house ..and he calls you to bring his jack and extra tyre π΄π΄
Daddy I don't know where I am sir π
Some people obey Group Admins more than the 10 commandments ππππ
Me fight Bcos of a gal
Nver !!
I rather fight 4 rice at a partyπ
Who naked nor dey put hand for pocket. If u nor get moni nor hide ur face, show ur face make dem help u.
#MMGπ―
Welcome to Nigeria where
Sarz will hold ur trousers till it turns to g strings π
I just noticed that there's no much thunder⚡this year because people have exhausted it on social media!!! π€πππ
If u were offer 1million naira..to block me on facebook... Would you accept the childish offer... πππππ
If u are a man here and u hv dis girl u love ,walk up talk to her ,if she refuse beat am
She go gree
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Ladies stop saying all he wanted was sex, did you give him money and he refused??
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