Joke of the day



Ladies, if u go 2 ur BF house,u meet anoda girl preparing stew; pls jst take anoda pot & boil rice🍜, it's called team workπŸ‘Œ
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 A Teacher Went To A Hotel , He Wanted To See The Menu But He Forgot What It Is Called;
He Asked the Waiter,
” Can l see the food Syllabus???
😜😜😜😜😜😜
Side effects of being a teacher.

What Is Tears Of Joy?
Tears Of Joy Is When A Car Hits You And You
See Dangote Coming Out From The Car.πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

 *There is a kind of car, u* *will drive into a fuel* *station ehn, dey will* *direct u to where dey are* *selling kerosene* πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 That moment u re struggling for food at a wedding and
mistakenly disconnect the speakers wire with your leg and All eyes on u.
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 *Nobody has better eyesight than a married man coming out of a hotel with his girlfriend. He can even see tomorrow.*

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 πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬If you think you are strong, just go to any burial and shout 'NA ME KILL AM' 😜😜 watch  an see the miracle that will happen to you 😁😁😁😁

 The only way to identify a female mosquito is to watch closely the one that flies around your pocketπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

 πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬When your Dad keke napep got spoilt opposite your crush house ..and he calls you to bring his jack and extra tyre 😴😴

   Daddy I don't know where I am sir  πŸ˜‚

 Some people obey  Group Admins more than the 10 commandments πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

 Me fight Bcos of a gal
Nver !!
I rather fight 4 rice at a partyπŸ˜‚

 Who naked nor dey put hand for pocket. If u nor get moni nor hide ur face, show ur face  make dem help u.
#MMGπŸ’―

 Welcome to Nigeria where
Sarz will  hold ur trousers till it turns to g strings πŸ˜‚

 I just noticed that there's no much thunder⚡this year because people have exhausted it on social media!!! πŸ€•πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

 If u were offer 1million naira..to block me on facebook... Would you accept the childish offer... πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

 If u are a man here and u hv dis girl u love ,walk up talk to her ,if she refuse beat am
She go gree
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 Ladies stop saying all he wanted was sex, did you give him money and he refused??
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