My brother if you send her N3000 airtime and she sends you pls call me SMS, Marry that woman, she knows how to budget. π€£π€£π€£
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U smoke shisha, Indian Hem, u smoke cigarette but when it's time 2 help ur mom cook with firewood u claim u don't like smoke may ...
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Ladies, if u go 2 ur BF house,u meet anoda girl preparing stew; pls jst take anoda pot & boil riceπ, it's called team workπ ...
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In my village when a pastor dies... We pray all night. When a drunkard dies....we drink all night. Yesterday a prostitute died........ π...
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_SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT_
To All The Students Of, *Bet9ja University* *Nairabet Polythenic* *Winnersbet College of Education* *Superiorbet Private University*...
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TEACHER: What's the surname of Lazarus??? AKPOS: Comfort! TEACHER: Why would you say a thing like that?π€ AKPOS: Because Jesus ...
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A scientist wanted to develop a bra that stops women's breast from bouncing when running and also another bra that doesn't show n...
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*HUSBAND*: My dear, its like the light in the toilet is now automatic! *WIFE*: What happened? *HUSBAND*: When I open the door the ligh...
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Your babe get F9 parallel for WAEC, she still dey ask for Brazilian Hair of #150,000 . Abeg where she wan fix am?, on top that coconut...
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Na wa oo person no go make calls again near bridges?
I just parked my car near 3rd mainland bride to answer an urgent call and over 100 vehicles parked and the occupants begging me not to do...
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My fear 4 Tramadol✌ increased yesterday when I saw my neighbor's son frying watermelon ππ
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Two ladies were walking in town and saw a naked mad man. One said, so we have a new mad man again? The other one said, what pains me i...
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Girl: Wow, nice phone. Where did u get it? Boy: I won it in a running competition. Girl: Realy! How many people participated? Boy : Po...
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Don't Swallow Me
During a lesson, Akpos yawns extremely wide.The teacher tries to make a joke, "Akpos, don't swallow me."Akpos replies, ...
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4 People To Fearππ In This Worldπ Are Number : 1. Femaleπ 2. Gurlsπ 3.Ladiesπ°πΈ 4 Womenππ©π§. If you like argue with your ancesto...
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1. Wen a white man creates a phone and you video chat with your brother you call it technology but when your Grandmother in the village u...
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I broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was 'you'll never find someone like me again'. I said to myself, ...
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How to Turn a Girl on:
. - Lip biting - Ass Grabbing - Having Her against the wall - Kissing Her Neck - Teasing Her - Love Bites . How Turn a Boy on: ...
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I feel sorry for my neighbour, As he unbuttoned his shirt this morning, a button fell off! He picked his briefcase, the handle came off...
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Unemployment
*Being Unemployed is Hard oo, Even When Kids Don't Flush The Toilet They Will Say It Is You.*ππππππΏ♂ππΏ♂ππΏ♂ π€☹π€¨πππ€£...
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