Let's talk about Nigeriaw Banks!! Just for fun!!!


(1) I hate zenith bank...
The only thing they know how to do best is to decorate there wall with mirrors.. You will just stay at the front and be seeing someone behind... Sometimes if you enter the bank, you will be confuse. you won't even know which road to follow Cus everybody is appearing two two..
I wonder if there general manager is a Crystal palace fans.. Just carry crystal full everywhere.
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(2) Union Bank!!!!
This bank is older than some people grand father... Sometimes, I begin to think maybe the children of Israelites have account with union bank... There security men sef na old old men...
Lol old old men bank... Even baba Buhari has an Account with union bank.... Even ordinary water dispenser them no get.. If you are tirsty, go and fetch water from the gallon beside the security man. ߘ°ߘ°ߘ°ߘ°ߘ°ߘ°ߘ°ߘ�
(3) Eco bank!!!
Lolssss this bank will just be looking like somebody bathroom.. Very small bank... Just jam park people like sardine.... There workers no dey even were suit again.. Probably because of heat... Everybody they enter with handfan.. ߘ°ߘ°ߘ°ߘ°ߘ°ߘ°ߘ°ߘ�
(4) Diamond Bank.. (My Bank)
This bank they vex me pass APC. Just fancy for nothing.... They will just use Flowers and design everywhere... I even heard there general manager is An Agriculturist....
Only to employ beautiful ladies... Some people will come to bank and won't like to go back again..
(5) U.B.A
That bank look like a shrine.. Everywere is just painted red..
Hehehehehee this bank is very stingy... They will never employ workers... Its only UBA you will enter and see empty cashier seat... They only employ 1 Cashier.. Stressing customers as if they will feed you after.
I suspect there general manager is a Manchester United fan. Spent a lot of money to build a bank but employ few slow workers who can't even satisfy customers (pogba)