Back at Niki'O Salon💇🏾
Sege👱🏾: Bae...Bae...
Jennifa👩🏾: Sege! Sege! How many times I told you, me is not Bae, wa Bae lo waju
Sege👱🏾: I just want to inform you that due to some mechanized appointment I have due to some discussion that I discuss with a friend of mine, I will not be able to come to the salon on the 1st-7thof nez month.
Jennifa👩🏾: (Surprised) ah ah! Sege is you a newscasing pewsin(newscaster) or you is reading spich(speech)... Me is not understanding you grammer rara
Sege👱🏾: Bae... I mean according to some individual and reserve reason, I will not be coming 1st-7th of nez month and I want you to go there with me.
Jennifa👩🏾: Is you going for home serviccce?
Sege👱🏾: No! Jenniva you like money too much and I've always told you money is the root of all evil.
Jennifa👩🏾: Wo sege is you he sabi, you wan to dey behave like Toyo, where is you going gangan?
Sege👱🏾: You know when it comes to program in this Lagos talkless of this Nigeria, Redeem is the best and...(cuts in)
Jennifa👩🏾: Wo Sege mi ooo Raye(Yoruba) You want to talk me to death ni... wah is happen dier?
Sege👱🏾: They are having a program that day the program is...
Jennifa👩🏾: (cuts in) ooooo CONFESION! I know the program.
Sege👱🏾:(Whispers) is not CONFESION is CONVENTION Shey you want pelumi to be laffing us ni
Jennifa👩🏾: Sege you know nothing is CONFESION.
Sege👱🏾: Bae I know so many things....
Jennifa👩🏾: Oya, how much is it?
Sege👱🏾: Is free, Now bae tell me where they want to do it
Jennifa👩🏾: (thinking) Ehnu ehnu... wah's this place ooooo.... yes KM 46 IBADAN EXPRESS WAY. .....
Sege👱🏾: REDEEM CAMP, and they have made some reservations for sophisticated foods and they want to amen everything
Jennifa👩🏾: Sege let us not take Adaku oooo, you know she's 'jeoun koku' (glutton), she'll finish all their food. 🍚🍧🍹🍶🎂🍤🍵🍱🍜🍱🌯🍞🍨🍤🍧🧀🍞🍧🍙🍧🍞🍧
Sege👱🏾: Let her come, she's covered.
Jennifa👩🏾: ehn... les go and tell monaga(manager) that we will not come because we are going to CONFESION.
Sege👱🏾: I say is CONVENTION not CONFESION.
#⛪✝convention2016
#💰free
#August 1⃣-7⃣,,,,,2⃣0⃣1⃣6⃣
#⛪ KM 46 IBADAN EXPRESS WAY R
EDEMPTION CAMP.
THEME: AMEN.
BE THERE
1 comments:
Lol... She doesn't even know how to spell convention