I was walking down the street sometime ago,
then I saw a beautiful Bentley parked on the side
way. I stopped for a minute to stare and admire
it.
Just then I saw a Beautiful hot chick coming
down the road. What's a brother gonna do? I
quickly moved near the car and pretended it was
my ride. I kicked a bit at the front tyre and stood
by the side of the door. I could see her staring
at me, sure enough she had fallen for me already
(I thought to myself).
She walked towards me. I composed myself and
faked a call to my mechanic while leaning on the
door. Just then she approached me and said,
"Excuse me!"
I pretended not to hear her as I threw around big
amounts of money for spare parts.
After a minute she again said, "Excuse me sir!"
I lowered my phone and said, "Just a second
sweetheart, let me conclude my last order." and
continued on the phone (at this moment I was
sure she had fallen for me, I could tell from her
impatience).
Suddenly I shouted, "If you don't get here in 10
minutes, I'll lIave this car here and take a cab
home!"
But just as I